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Angelo
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posted 17-11-2004 09:20 PM     Profile for Angelo   Author's Homepage   Email Angelo     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
...Bomu, G.i.A.m and other members might remember this one. We all had a little thread in which everyone adds a line to this story. It turns into something silly, but it always works somehow! Anyways, I'll start, and people can add on a line in each post.

One day, a guy decided to go to the shop for milk...

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posted 17-11-2004 10:07 PM     Profile for Jats1   Email Jats1     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
little did he know that all the milk bottles, in every shop, had been replaced by washing-up liquid....

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Bomu
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posted 18-11-2004 12:24 AM     Profile for Bomu   Author's Homepage   Email Bomu     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
... After spending all day searching for milk, without having any luck, he decides to visit his big, fat, old...

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posted 18-11-2004 04:16 AM     Profile for Jats1   Email Jats1     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
...imaginary friend, who told him to...

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posted 18-11-2004 11:33 AM     Profile for Bomu   Author's Homepage   Email Bomu     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
...to burn things! So he set to the local village armed with a can of gasoline and box of matches, but before he reached the village he noticed...

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Angelo
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posted 18-11-2004 12:07 PM     Profile for Angelo   Author's Homepage   Email Angelo     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
...a beautiful, naked maiden lying asleep on the grass, so he...

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posted 18-11-2004 06:27 PM     Profile for Jats1   Email Jats1     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
paused, wondering what to do. Then a voice in his head told him to ....

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posted 18-11-2004 06:45 PM     Profile for Tri_kento   Author's Homepage   Email Tri_kento     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
.... take a bite out of an apple then spit it on her face, but then by some strange turn of events he ....

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took a bite out of the maiden and spat her at the apple, no sooner had this happened when he realised the half-a-naked-chick had...

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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posted 18-11-2004 11:40 PM     Profile for Tri_kento   Author's Homepage   Email Tri_kento     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
...flown out of her nose and said"since u set me free I shall grant u 3...

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posted 19-11-2004 03:38 AM     Profile for Angelo   Author's Homepage   Email Angelo     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
...wet towels. Please use them wisely, or...

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...you could trade them back to me for a jug of milk, but first you must complete...
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Tri_kento
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posted 19-11-2004 04:40 AM     Profile for Tri_kento   Author's Homepage   Email Tri_kento     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
.. this jig saw puzzle,with in....

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posted 20-11-2004 02:30 AM     Profile for Angelo   Author's Homepage   Email Angelo     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
...1 minute, otherwise...

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posted 20-11-2004 07:01 PM     Profile for Si13Nt   Email Si13Nt     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
...this story will become even more silly...

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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posted 20-11-2004 07:34 PM     Profile for Si13Nt   Email Si13Nt     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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Ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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Tri_kento
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posted 21-11-2004 12:32 AM     Profile for Tri_kento   Author's Homepage   Email Tri_kento     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
...so instead he walked away and thought" I should...

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posted 21-11-2004 01:07 AM     Profile for Angelo   Author's Homepage   Email Angelo     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
...stare at pictures of monica bellucci, and...

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posted 21-11-2004 05:57 AM     Profile for Tri_kento   Author's Homepage   Email Tri_kento     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
..eat cheese , but instead he tailed down the old dusty...

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posted 21-11-2004 07:28 AM     Profile for Jats1   Email Jats1     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
walkman..

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posted 21-11-2004 03:20 PM     Profile for Bomu   Author's Homepage   Email Bomu     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
... There was an old tape still in the walkman. He wanted to listen to the tape to find out what was on it but...

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posted 21-11-2004 03:31 PM     Profile for Angelo   Author's Homepage   Email Angelo     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
...the tape managed to get stuck, so he...

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posted 21-11-2004 05:18 PM     Profile for Tri_kento   Author's Homepage   Email Tri_kento     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
got angry and tossed the walkman agianst....

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...against a tree and it flew right back and hit him on top of the head. Ouch! When he decided to pick the walkman off the dusty old trail he noticed it was playing but there was no sound. What he didn’t know was that the walkman was really a time machine and for every second it played before he hit the stop button it would take him back 100 years in time. He hit the stop button after... seconds.
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after .000000002 seconds suddenly a bright light filled the sky, he went back 3 minutes to see him self walking to the store so he..

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