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evilone
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posted 16-09-2005 11:06 AM     Profile for evilone   Author's Homepage   Email evilone     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
anyone have them or are you a complex/uncomplex individuals. as for me I have dark secrets that I can never tell anyone...
and no they're not like jenny made out with tom last saturday and insugnifigant things like that the darkest of the dark...

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Funkenstein
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posted 16-09-2005 03:04 PM     Profile for Funkenstein   Author's Homepage   Email Funkenstein     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I killed a man once with a kneadable eraser.
I can still hear him scream.

~Dr.Funkenstein~

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Angelo
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posted 16-09-2005 04:21 PM     Profile for Angelo   Author's Homepage   Email Angelo     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
LOL what did you do, stuff it down his throat ?

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Jats1
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posted 16-09-2005 04:24 PM     Profile for Jats1   Email Jats1     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
if he did that how would he scream?

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Schizotom
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posted 16-09-2005 04:43 PM     Profile for Schizotom   Author's Homepage   Email Schizotom     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
he shoved it up his arse

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Funkenstein
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posted 16-09-2005 05:20 PM     Profile for Funkenstein   Author's Homepage   Email Funkenstein     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
The death rattle of a man with an eraser up his arse is a thing to behold I can tell you.
~Dr.Funkenstein~

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Zankouken
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posted 16-09-2005 07:50 PM     Profile for Zankouken   Author's Homepage   Email Zankouken     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Lmao this thread made my day.
Seriously though Funkenstein why did you do it? Were you trying to create an art cyborg who could make alterations to drawings by sitting down on them or farting? Its an exciting concept I have to admit.

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Schizotom
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posted 16-09-2005 08:00 PM     Profile for Schizotom   Author's Homepage   Email Schizotom     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
lol no he just has a fetish for the feel of kneaded eraser on his dong when he kills a man.

sorry that was quite crude.

i love my avatar it looks really wise so i look clever when i say stupid things.

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Funkenstein
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posted 16-09-2005 11:51 PM     Profile for Funkenstein   Author's Homepage   Email Funkenstein     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Farting artistic cyborg?
Homicidal homo-erotic eraser fetish?

a little from column A, a little from column B.

~Dr.Funkenstein~

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evilone
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posted 17-09-2005 12:00 AM     Profile for evilone   Author's Homepage   Email evilone     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
lol I was hoping to get more serious pee

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evilone
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posted 17-09-2005 12:03 AM     Profile for evilone   Author's Homepage   Email evilone     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
sorry that was my twin god but I left it there for laffs.

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posted 17-09-2005 03:48 AM     Profile for Cloud   Author's Homepage   Email Cloud     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Fat and ugly bitches! IF it's a sectret your not spose to tell the whole frickin internet!

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Zankouken
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posted 18-09-2005 03:28 PM     Profile for Zankouken   Author's Homepage   Email Zankouken     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I dont know whats worse, Schizotom comming up with his homo-erotic ideas or Funkenstein agreeing with them.

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Schizotom
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posted 18-09-2005 04:02 PM     Profile for Schizotom   Author's Homepage   Email Schizotom     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
mmmmm homo erotic eraser.

yes we all have secrets like i once tried to kiss my own nob, luckily i was pissed.

anyhoo evilone it just seems like you havent actually got any secrets your just being a rather silly little boy now go to your room.

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Cloud
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posted 18-09-2005 08:15 PM     Profile for Cloud   Author's Homepage   Email Cloud     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Hahhahaha, Shiz, you are the master of funny.

[ 18-09-2005: Message edited by: Cloud ]

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Cloud
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posted 18-09-2005 08:19 PM     Profile for Cloud   Author's Homepage   Email Cloud     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Schizotom:
lol no he just has a fetish for the feel of kneaded eraser on his dong when he kills a man.

sorry that was quite crude.

i love my avatar it looks really wise so i look clever when i say stupid things.

That was the funniest post ever.

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Schizotom
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posted 18-09-2005 08:19 PM     Profile for Schizotom   Author's Homepage   Email Schizotom     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
i aim to please

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posted 18-09-2005 09:08 PM       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Funkenstein:
I killed a man once with a kneadable eraser.
I can still hear him scream.

~Dr.Funkenstein~

that was class, if the thread had ended here it would have been bliss

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evilone
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posted 22-02-2008 01:12 AM     Profile for evilone   Author's Homepage   Email evilone     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
omg i can't believe i said that!! mmmm.. so embarrassed!!

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Tri_kento
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posted 27-02-2008 03:21 AM     Profile for Tri_kento   Author's Homepage   Email Tri_kento     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
My darkest secret eh?

Hmmmmmm *insert thought process*

AH!
Oh! Ok this a good one. So about 3 years ago I accidentally turned the light out on a old man in the public washroom.... and he ran out angry yelling..and trying to find the culprit(spelling?), but never knew who done itz!! hehe that's my great dark secret. mmm I hope that wasn't anyone from here..

Bomu?

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Erock
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posted 03-07-2008 07:46 AM     Profile for Erock   Email Erock     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Ok, my dark dark secret is that i just jerked off while reading this thread!
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Tri_kento
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posted 30-09-2008 02:08 AM     Profile for Tri_kento   Author's Homepage   Email Tri_kento     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
well.. feel free to keep that one to your self. yep.

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evilone
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posted 12-11-2008 05:49 AM     Profile for evilone   Author's Homepage   Email evilone     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I literally cringe in my seat everytime i look at something i've said. Wtf was i injected with a douche hormone or something?

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