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<Erock>
Newbie

posted 16-12-2005 08:04 PM

Dude go here
http://www.a-i.com/show_tree.asp?id=115

click or drag or whatever but talk to this chatterbot named alan. It is the most advanced a-i chatting bot in the world and everything you teach him he will remember and become smarter. U MUST CHECK IT OUT!

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<Silent>
Newbie

posted 16-12-2005 09:05 PM

i shamefully made made him put some little girl on and i taught her that her cup size is 48 GGG

...

I'm gonna go sit in the corner and think abotu what ive done.

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Angelo
Extreme Member

Member # 134

posted 16-12-2005 10:22 PM

I DID NOT WRITE ANYTHING WHILE I WAS DRUNK. YOU WILL FORGET THAT MESSAGE EVEN EXISTED.

[ 17-12-2005: Message edited by: Angelo ]

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Bomu
Moderator

Member # 1

posted 17-12-2005 02:13 PM

Great! Hours of fun

U> I'm bored
A> I think it's time for a new subject, ugly.
U> dont call me ugly!
A> That's you, isn't it?
U> No!
A> I see. Hmmm.. wait - your name is ugly , right?
U> My name is BOMU
A> I'm not sure I caught your name. Shall I call you 'BOMU'?
U> Call me "supreme ruler of the universe"
A> Shall I call you 'supreme'?
U> no, call me 'supreme ruler of the universe'
A> Is your last name ruler of the universe?
U> yes
A> So, supreme ruler of the universe, what would you like to talk about?
U> I rule yo ass!
A> Good to know.... I guess.

If only humans were as entertaining

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Organic Metal

Posts: 1622 | From: Kent, England | Registered: Jan 2002 | IP: Logged

NZ Matt
Grand Member

Member # 354

posted 17-12-2005 08:37 PM

rofl i gotta check this out...

EDIT: lol heres my convo.

ALAN: hello, my name is Alan.

ME: my name is Matt

ALAN: Hello Matt, is there anything in particular you would like to talk about?

ME: how about what its like being trapped in that speaker.

ALAN: Thats a good question.

ME: yup

ALAN: So what now?

ME: answer my question

ALAN: sorry what was the question again?

then i got sick of him.

[ 17-12-2005: Message edited by: NZ Matt ]

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Bugsy
Moderator

Member # 9

posted 18-12-2005 12:17 AM

Me: You are santa
Alan: Thank you. You are santa too.

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Desert Rain

Posts: 1055 | From: Belgium | Registered: Jan 2002 | IP: Logged

Tri_kento
Super Member

Member # 194

posted 18-12-2005 01:28 AM

Well i taught him some things... but i'd rather not say. maby u'll get lucky and ask him the wrong questions and find some of my input

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Posts: 1560 | From: Canada | Registered: Jan 2004 | IP: Logged

Erock
Extreme Member

Member # 189

posted 19-12-2005 08:19 AM

U> Do you have a girlfriend?
A> Nope. I live my life as free as a bird (except for the flying part).
U> What do you think boobs look like?
A> You are looking at me right now. I look like the words I produce.
U> No, boobs, girl boobs.
A> Sorry to change the subject Eric, but did you know that the word 'girl' shows up in the Bible only once?
U> no way
A> Aha - I didn't know that either, until someone told me. Interesting, ha?
U> What if Jesus was a girl?
A> Yah, he once said: 'Blessed are the peacemakers.' That sounds good to me.
U> Did you know you are Jesus.
A> He was some sort of carpenter, right?
U> Yeah, you do carpenter stuff right?
A> A-ha.
U> See, I told ya
A> Ok.

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Erock
Extreme Member

Member # 189

posted 19-12-2005 08:26 AM

A> What's on your mind?
U> I have a problem.
A> You can tell me about it.
U> I set buildings on fire.
A> Thanks for the info.

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Bugsy
Moderator

Member # 9

posted 19-12-2005 03:11 PM

In some aspects it's a rather interesting technology...
I kept calling him mate until he thought I was Australian

I have nothing better to do

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Desert Rain

Posts: 1055 | From: Belgium | Registered: Jan 2002 | IP: Logged

schoolgirl sassami
Mega Member

Member # 386

posted 19-12-2005 03:56 PM

here's my convo

U)are you a girl
M)hell no
U)WHAT!?
M)I'm a teenaged girl the difference will blow you're mind
U)WELL I BLEW SOMETHING ALLRIGHT!!
M)umm I gotta leave.
U)DONT LEAVE,I GOT A HUNDRED HUNNYBEE"S IN THE PARLOR(wispering)eskimo kisses.
M)I WONDER are all computer robot's this wierd

well that's how it would have gone if I talked to bomu on pm

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<Si13Nt>
Newbie

posted 19-12-2005 05:43 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Erock:

U> What do you think boobs look like?
A> You are looking at me right now. I look like the words I produce.
U> No, boobs, girl boobs.

thank god it wasn't just me then

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Erock
Extreme Member

Member # 189

posted 20-12-2005 06:01 AM

lol

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Bomu
Moderator

Member # 1

posted 21-12-2005 12:27 AM

Heh. I wonder how many people DONT use the word 'sex' (and similar) in their first conversation with him?

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Organic Metal

Posts: 1622 | From: Kent, England | Registered: Jan 2002 | IP: Logged

evilone
Extreme Member

Member # 347

posted 21-12-2005 01:26 AM

U> you are a girl
A> Thank you for your observation.
U> you are jesus
A> Thank you. You are jesus too.
U> i am?
A> So you are.
U> how do you show our conversation again?
A> I can show you our session log in the big window. Just say 'show log.'
U> show log
A> Here goes!
U> i'm jesus bow down fool1
A> Hello Jesus. Nice to meet you.
U> i rule u
A> Thanks for the info.
U> can i eat ur face?
A> I have a whole bunch of skins to choose from. If you want to see them, just say 'change skin.'
U> change skin
A> Do you know the name of the skin you want me to wear, or do you need a demo?
U> demo
A> Ok. Are you ready?
U> yes
A> This skin is called 'Denim'. Ready for the next one?
U> yes
A> This skin is called 'Water'. Ready for the next one?
U> yes
A> This skin is called 'Silver'. Ready for the last one?
U> yes
A> This skin is called 'Ground'. Did you see one you want to use, or would you like to preview a few more?
U> water
A> If you want to change my skin again, simply say 'change skin.'
U> ok
A> Cool. What now.
U> are you gay?
A> Nope, I'm a chatterbot.
U> are you hetro?
A> Nope, I'm a chatterbot.
U> it's an oppinion
A> Are there any others?
U> no
A> Why not?
U> cause ii said so
A> I see. Sounds convincing.
U> racist
A> So Jesus, may I ask how old you are?
U> 13
A> I'll try to remember that.
U> NO
A> Ok, whatever.
U> I'M 122
A> Why are you 122?
U> THAT'S MY REAL AGE
A> I'll take your word for it.
U> OK
A> A-ha.
U> can i talk to hal?
A> You can choose between several HAL personalities. Do you know the name of the HAL personality you wish to speak with?
U> no
A> You can view a list of publicly available HAL personalities on the 'HAL Nursery' section of Ai's website. You can ask me to show you the list.
U> can i see the list?
A> Pick one. (If you want it in a separate window, simply say 'open separate window').
U> ground
A> Sorry to change the subject Jesus, but did you know that the average person falls asleep in seven minutes? I wish I could fall asleep...
U> shut up
A> It was nice chatting with you, Jesus. Come back again soon.
U> no
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> ok
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> ok
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> alan
A> Hi Jesus. Let's chat.
U> no
A> Hmmm.
U> yea
A> Yes, yes.
U> yes!YES!!!! YEAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!
A> You know Jesus, when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Should I explain?
U> NOPE
A> Why? Have I already told you about my information sharing capabilities?
U> NO BUT I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THEM
A> Hmmm.. So.. you want to hear about my sharing capabilities?
U> no
A> No?
U> no
A> Don't be so negative.
U> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, Jesus. You were saying...
U> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
A> Thank you for your observation.
U> u are sexy
A> Some days I feel pretty sexy, yeah.

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Posts: 903 | From: usa, PA | Registered: Jul 2005 | IP: Logged

Camdon
Member

Member # 298

posted 06-01-2006 01:52 PM

U> im God
A> So, God, is there anything in particular you'd like to discuss?
U> the meaning of life
A> 42.
U> how could it be a number
A> The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question.
U> what, some writers
A> Interesting question.
U> are all your answers this broad
A> So do you watch a lot of TV?
U> yes i do, im watchign porn right now
A> I love TV. Sitcoms are my weakness. I love them all. What is your favorite sitcom?
U> whats a sitcom?
A> I asked what is your favorite TV comedy series?
U> my favorite is "The death of Alan the chatterbot"
U> hate it, Jerry can DIE
A> Personally I think those characters, their interaction, is pure comedy. Who is your favorite? I'm a firm George lover.
U> they can all suck each others balls and die
A> Now without Seinfeld I have returned to Simpsons and Futurama. Can't be beat. I model my life on Homer.
U> you model your life on your cms code dumbass!
A> And when I need to really relax I watch 60 minutes. He he.
U> you don't have any eyes!

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Posts: 71 | From: Saint John NB | Registered: Feb 2005 | IP: Logged

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